Here's another funny Mulla Nasruddin story. 

Once, Mulla Nasruddin was lying on his bed with his eyes shut when his brother by marriage moved toward him. 'Are you sleeping?" the brother by marriage asked Nasruddin. Nasruddin answered, "Why? What right?" 

The brother by marriage stated, "I needed an advance of 300 dollars. I was thinking about whether you could loan me the cash." 

Nasrudin answered, "Gracious, all things considered, let us come back to your first inquiry, 'Are you snoozing?' and the response to that is 'Indeed, I am sleeping' so disappear and don't trouble me."